Bad Neighbor – Part 1

Story time with Mason continues.

EDIT – i will probably edit this a more then a few times as i read, re-reead, re-re-read and re-re-re-reead some more. apologies for run on sentences, comma splicing, other grammatical an and language failures

If you’ve kept up with my twitter account you would know that my Girlfriend and I recently changed apartments. What either of us havent tweeted about and what i will talk about here is why we moved.

we moved across town because we had to get away from the harassment of our downstairs neighbors.

Harassment you say? but Mason you are so good at communicating with people and are such a nice guy (generally) how could you possibly have neighbors mad at you?

Because i’m fat, my GF is husky and we both live above a family who really was not happy with us being above them. we’ve lived in the new apartment for about a week and i feel like its safe to share all of this with you.

Warning: there are next to no LOLs to be had with this. i’m just writing it all out to keep a record.

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Excalibur Zeta Complete

 

 

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The ending to the quest line had me in stiches.

Just when I think everything is going to end on a high note with Girart and Jalzahn are the best estate of buds.

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There immediately back at each other’s throats.

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There relationship has been interesting  to watch grow as the story progresses and Jalzahn successfully pulls Giralt out of his drinking cups in order to display his brilliance.

The quest line and story ended well and now I am excited to see what the future brings for the new Anima Weapons that have just been recently announced as coming in 3.1

Final Fantasy XIV – The Interactive Minions

 

Mason and his Succubus Pet

Updated: 7/4/2016
Note:

  • Having the Title: Mammeteer will have Obedient type Minions behave like Independent minions.
    • /handover will cause ‘Independent’ minions to approach you.
    • /slap will cause ‘Independent’ minions to flee from you.
  • Many Minions will interact with those of its same type by forming into a group herd or doing a group emote like dancing.

 

Animal/Monster Minions

Accompaniment Node – /poke it and it deploys spikes
Assassin Fry – /Poke causes the fish to swim in a circle.
Baby Behemoth – /pet causes a happy wiggle
Baby Bun – /poke causes it to shake its head
Baby Opo-opo – /beckon can be used to have it sit on your shoulder (or head if Lalafel)
Beady-Eye – /poke causes it to spin and flap its wings
Bite-Sized Pudding – /poke causes it to melt
Blue bird – /beckon can be used to have it sit on your shoulder (or head if Lalafel)
Brina – Will Dance with Calca
Calca – Will Dance with Brina
Chigoe Larva – /poke causes it to do a back flip
Coeurl Kitten – When near a wolf pup they will battle, the loser runs off. When you are in battle, it will attempt to fight the enemies you are fighting
Dust Bunny – /poke will cause it to drop its stone and freak out. It will also huddle close to other dust bunnys
Fledgling Dodo – When multiple Dodos are near, they will form a herd
Gaelkitten -/beckon can be used to have it sit on your shoulder (or head if Lalafel)
Gestahl – /pet will cause him to flip over so you can rub his belly
Goobbue Sproutling – When multiple Sproutlings are near, they will form a herd
Model Magitek Bit – When you are in battle, it will attempt to fight the enemies you are fighting
Model Vanguard – When you are in battle, it will attempt to fight the enemies you are fighting
Mummys Little Mummy – /poke will cause it to fall over
Naughty Nanka – When multiple Naughty Nankas are near each other. They will square off, headbutt and fight each other
Nutkin – /beckon can be used to have it sit on your shoulder (or head if Lalafel)
Paissa Brat – /poke causes it to fall over… you monster..
Shalloweye – /beckon will cause her to sit on your shoulder (or head if Lalafel)
Slime Puddle – /Poke will cause it to melt. When multiple Slime Puddles are near, they will form a herd
Tender Lamb – /Cheer will cause it to joyfully frolic. When multiple Tender Lambs are near, they will form a herd
Tight-beaked Parrot – After a random period of time, will sit on your shoulder or head.
unicolt – /pet will cause it to buck
Wolf Pup – When near a Coeurl Kitten they will battle, the loser runs off. When you are in battle, it will attempt to fight the enemies you are fighting
Demon Minions
Demon Box – Use /Poke to cause the Demon Box to transform.
Demon Block – /poke causes it to fall over
Dragon Minions
Midgardsormr – After a random period of time, will sit on your shoulder or head.

 

Wind-up Minions

Wind-up Bahamut – will fight Wind-up Louisoix when they are near each other.
Wind-Up Delivery Moogle – Will dance in a circle with other Moogles
Wind-up Louisoix – will battle against Wind-up Bahamut when he is standing next to it.
Wind-up Moogle – Will dance in a circle with other Moogles  /Thx Kaz
Wind-up Nanamo – /beckcon will cause her to climb up onto your shoulder (or head if lalafel)
Wind-up Onion Knight – will battle against Wind-up Warrior of Light when he is standing next to it.
Wind-up Succubus – beckon can be used to have it sit on your shoulder (or head if Lalafel)
Wind-up Tonberry – When you are in battle, it will attempt to fight the enemies you are fighting. Also will attempt to stab other minions to become your favorite minion while muttering ‘there can be only one’
Wind-up Ultros – giggles at female players’ emotes and runs away from male players’ emotes. May dance with Brina or Calca.
Wind-up Warrior of Light – will battle against Wind-up Onion Knight when he is standing next to it.
Wind-up Y’shtola – Will cast ‘protect’ during battles

Wind-Up Primals

Wind-up Ifrit – Whispers in your ear to burn everything. BURN IT ALL. BURN IT DOWN
Wind-up Garuda – /poke will cause her to fly in a circle
Wind-up Leviathan – /poke will cause him to spin in a circle
Wind-up Ramuh –
Wind-up Titan – /poke causes him to slam the ground

Mandragora Minions

Eggplant Knight – Will gather and dance with the other Mandragora Pets
Garlic Jester – Will gather and dance with the other Mandragora Pets
Kidragora – Will gather and dance with the other Mandragora Pets
King Tomato – Will gather and dance with the other Mandragora Pets
Mandragora Queen – Will gather and dance with the other Mandragora Pets
Onion Prince – Will gather and dance with the other Mandragora Pets

 

Mammet Minions

Mammet 001 – Mammets will salute each other
Mammet 003G – Mammets will salute each other
Mammet 003L – Mammets will salute each other
Mammet 003U – Mammets will salute each other

Eulogy for the greatest idiotic dog ever.

Originally i set out to start writing this on Monday and then spend all week writing up a series of posts about my dog Ra who has been a part of my life for the best parts of the last 15 years. Reality kicked in and I’ve been so busy i just haven’t had the time too. So rather then five small posts, i plan to write just one big one.

Ra Nylholm Larsen (yes this is really whats on his paperwork) otherwise known as Ra, Ra-Dog, Cow-Dog, ‘You Stupid Mother Fucking dog’ and ‘omg how are you not dead’ adopted my family shortly after we moved to New Mexico. At the time we lived in a double wide trailer next to our house that was in the process of being built. My father came home one day and noticed this black and white mutt running around the in process house. He paid it no mind thinking that the dog belonged to one of the construction workers. As the construction workers began to pack up, he was surprised when after he casually called out ‘hey, don’t forget your dog’ one of them responded back with ‘he’s not ours, we thought he was yours.’ A few days later, Ra was a part of our lives. He was so skinny that you could see his ribs and we took a shine to him immediately trying to shove as much food down his happy gullet as we possibly could. We ended up naming him Ra after the Egyptian sun god for his arrival with the sun that morning.
We never really discovered what kind of dog he was, Collie and Healer mix with some other dog genetics in there to just to confuse the issue. He was a herding dog though, that showed up pretty quickly when he’d tried to herd us around the yard and on his daily walks. He also loved to roam and considering the size of my parents back yard he got to do that a lot. in fact his roaming ended up causing a rift with my neighbors for a few years when our other dog followed him over and caused the death of one of their dogs. (story for another time). Ra was fiercely protective of us, roaming my parents property and keeping all the coyotes away. in fact on more then one occasion we would step outside to see Ra chasing one or two coyotes over a hill only to watch him get chased back over the hill by the same Coyotes. This would repeat itself on more then one occasion.
life with Puppy Ra was never boring, we quickly learned that he had no problems chewing anything and everything. When Christmas time comes around we still don’t hang any ornaments or Christmas lights below about 3 feet from the floor because he considers them fair game. That damn dog chewed on everything. I’m still puzzled how he survived chewing through so many Christmas lights and computer power cords without dying from being electrocuted. Seriously, he’s like a terminator dog or something. sent back to chew on electrical cables to prevent john connor from being born.

I’m actually having a hard time keeping this going, i have a few other stories about Ra that i think people will enjoy so i might post them up later today. In the meantime, have some photos of him i took recently from my iPhone.

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I’m sorry you have to go Ra, i love you and have enjoyed every single second of the 15 years we had together. you will be missed, /salute